Absolutely No Funny Stuff
Please report any funny stuff to your local comedian.
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Monday, August 28, 2006
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Saturday, August 26, 2006
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Monday, August 21, 2006
The day after tomorrow after yesterday
Loving you is easy cause you're beautiful.
Turpentine floats ever upwards.
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Friday, August 18, 2006
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Meat Awareness Day
Automatons in businesssuits, swinging black boxes.
Sleepless in Buthan, snoring in Siberia.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Friday, August 11, 2006
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Day of the jack-off
Turbulence is not yet fully understood by many a lhasa apso.
Saving two miles per hour gives you six minutes per day off.
Friday, August 04, 2006
Lost in yesterdays..
Definitive infinity lasts shorter than a koala's foreplay.
Swiss cheese has fewer holes than its holes.