Wednesday, August 30, 2006

D-Day 2046

If your PortaMonkey has Ebola, the cure code is: 01031974.



There is only a certain amount of time left.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Zomday

From coast to shiny coast, in no pass but one.



Number theory exclaims validity of negative numbers.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Dr. Day

Enter the belly of the dragon.



Rough terrain was never really a factor.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Stardate 60117.8

Teflon sticks to teflon.



In winters, para-troopers have big backpacks.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Oh Kappy Day

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

PayDay

Army-boots have their noses checked.



Normative locusts sweep ardently over the countryside.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Holy Day

Never been awake to see the dawn of day.



Broken female swamp-floaters sink easily when used.

Day Ri Mo

Tittilation of a deeper order, visited upon me tenfold.




Wry and sweet, that's how I would describe it.

The day after tomorrow after yesterday

Loving you is easy cause you're beautiful.




Turpentine floats ever upwards.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Dayologistic

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Ground Dog Day Afternoon

Swim for you life, you sinners.



Boards of Denmark, hear me roar!

Friday, August 18, 2006

Someone's Nameday


Offer
me eternity, and I'll trade cup of coffee and a dime.



Swastikas turn their ugly heads.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Meat Awareness Day

Automatons in businesssuits, swinging black boxes.




Sleepless in Buthan, snoring in Siberia.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

0-day

Friday, August 11, 2006

Whenceday

Snide remarks will get you somewhere.



An institute of passings, relinquished by fear.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Doris

Hunted by meat, shunned by flesh.





Polystyrene cups die young.

Me say Day-oh

Swiftly we turned sideways, to see the raging bulls.




In the meantime, she gathered her stuff.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Sadderday

Invoking her name was considered blasphemous.



Salt is part of a salty diet.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Jesterday

Suave was not a word used often.




A moment ago, they felt sick, but now, pure glee.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

An Eple A Day

Insatiable as he was, he threw away his horse.



Basking in the midnight moon, the fruitfly flicks his longue tongue.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

No Day Like Tomorrow

Huge swellings did not stop the interaction.




An even amount of beans will go to waste.

Dawn Of The Gnad

Serving under trainspotters keeps me healthy.



Never underestimate the power of the people in large numbers.

Hay Days

Send forth a galloping snowcone, you brigand you!



An attention span is a nice thing to try to keep with you while you are lumbering over endless meadows with your silverlined pocket watch.

Day of the jack-off


Turbulence
is not yet fully understood by many a lhasa apso.




Saving two miles per hour gives you six minutes per day off.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Days of our hives

Surrender your inhibitions for the goddess of plenty.




The sweet touch of mayflower-mornings

Days Of Blunder

The new I-Pod is even lighter than your granny.



Suckling ducklings have yet to be invented.

Lost in yesterdays..

Definitive infinity lasts shorter than a koala's foreplay.




Swiss cheese has fewer holes than its holes.

I've seen bitter days

The weight of the bulbous belly overwhelmed the slim stewardess.



Selection of socio-economical protuberances is being distributed.

A day in the life..

No man forgets a swallow.



Yet unonvincingly he tries.

Some days....

The vehicle never reaches its ultimate destination. Therefore it is broken.


A day like no other

If there was only a spoon. Only one...



The muse said laughingly:"But not with you laddie !"

Eight days till tomorrow

The tide flows from up to down..



Should it rest, that's where I lie.