Sunday, March 18, 2007

Dances With Shoes

Tollbooths have more than one function.

The modern fox neither sleeps nor slacks.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Snappy Jaws

I want my rockstars dead. And their organs donated.

If I live here then what is that?

Friday, January 26, 2007

Income Replacement

Dupees need not apply.

Gondar teed off with an advantage.

Friday, January 19, 2007


Drowning the lizard in vanilla fudge.

A flint and steel for my boy Charles here.


Shift-F6 leaves you with no options.

Half of you is most of you.

Thursday, January 18, 2007


Most of the people I met were stardust. At least thats what they claim.

The hills have noses and ears, and sometimes eyebrows.

Monday, December 11, 2006

In front of the side.

Bokonon wants his money back.

In the sleak and swimming scales of the fishes lies the pond.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Verifiably vlaflip

Fly the victory-starplane for less than a roundtrip to Siberia.

Tooth and nail and floppy drives, just frown and move on.